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It was another wild night at the xBAR, and both JOEL and STEW were in attendance. JOEL, who looked like a bowling pin had a baby with a surfboard, was dressed up in his favorite superhero costume and drinking his favorite xO's cereal straight out of the box. Meanwhile, STEW was ordering his drinks in twos, turning into a rainbow of colors, and party raging like a giant beast. But little did they know, their paths were about to cross in the most unexpected way.
After shotgunning all ten tall beers in succession, JOEL had transformed into the most harmless supervillain ever. He stumbled over to the dance floor, rolling himself into corners and shouting about how he was the gre...