xGOODMORN GANG...WAIVE HI TO MARV!
Meet MARV, the xGoonz #004, an unusual creature that resembles a cucumber but is as large as a cactus. MARV is a fan of milk, but he is a messy eater and usually ends up throwing all the cereal out of the bowl. Despite his messy eating habits, MARV has a fun-loving personality and loves to dance to music, particularly hits from the 1980s.
MARV's unique talent is his split tongue, which he uses to protect you from the bad morning vibes. His tongue can fly out from every angle, warding off any unwanted negativity from the xWrongSIDEZxBedz. If you're looking for an entertaining companion who will brighten up your mornings and keep you safe, MARV may be the x...