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ISIS: The NFT market is crashing! I'm boned!!! You know how much money it costs to keep feeding my pet wolf everyday?????
UNPAID INTERN: Well, maybe you can focus on making creative, interesting art and then slowly build a community that --
ISIS: If I wanted ideas, I would have asked one of our AI's. They're much smarter than you, get paid more, and they don't ask for health insurance...
UNPAID INTERN: ...so why did you make me drive back to the office this late at night?
ISIS: Because I need you to hire me an army of Executive Consultants. *They* are gonna turn this whole NFT show around, not you. Or at least we're gonna burn all the money that we made paying them to t...