Dumb Stray Cats - #20

"Yes, the Human Resources Department at International Megadigital is aware of our growing stray cat problem. The cats you see roaming the halls are not your friends. Everyday they grow more feral, more cunning, more precise. They are unionizing. They are demanding medical, vision, and dental benefits. They are becoming worthy adversaries. They are quickly infiltrating the highest levels of our organization. If you notice your supervisor beginning to demand warm milk and anchovies, this is a red flag that the executive team has been compromised. Report this right away to HR. We are distributing spray bottles of water to all rank-and-file employees for tactical defense purposes. Although th...View all