Generic Store-Brand Punks - #149

They just fired me from my Marketing Associate position in International Megadigital's Bootleg Product Division. So let me tell you the truth about these Punks... At first, upper management was like, "Let's bootleg some CryptoPunks, easy money in the bank, right?" So it was my job to get one of the interns to knock off like 10,000 of these, easy peasy. At that point, I'm already counting the bonus I'm gonna make on this... I'm thinking, "I'm finally gonna be able to replace my pet wolf with a cooler new one." But then, I start reviewing the interns' work, and you know how wires get crossed when the human employees start getting involved. I see what they made, and these punks look ALL jack...View all