Perpetual Bean Capitalizer

The Perpetual Bean Capitalizer is a process in which certain individuals gather their Eth. 1. The machine's "Schnozz" hoovers up in-coming Eth. The bigger the Schnozz, the more Eth can be injected into the machine. It is believed that Beaniemaxi's PBC had the biggest Schnozz money can buy, hence his huge wallets. 2. The Eth works its way through a series of pipes until it reaches the Scam-Bot 3000. The Eth is used to fund the latest scam that the Scam-bot 3000 comes up with. Once a new scam has been established, a bean is ejected from the anoos. 3. The bean is supercharged with hype and then fed to everyones favourite Twitter bird. Said bird then poops out Eth and the whole process starts...View all