Susie was in a living nightmare putting up with her Eth addict boyfriend Neville.
After discovering a bag of his Eth crystals on the bathroom floor she gave them a gentle sniff and became instantly hooked.
She has been glued to price charts and NFT news ever since, the London hard-fork ravaged her 18 year old body and she has now spiralled into a full blown Eth addiction.
Poor Susie.
Nothing like a good hard forking.