Michael the Caveman

“Oooh, me likey fireeee.” -Michael the Caveman is a Stone Age Neanderthal. He recently discovered the creation of fire and loves it’s bright shiny lights. Michael dwells in a cave and uses his fire to keep him warm during the nights. In the day time, Michael ventures through the great wilderness, traveling through the jungle in search of food and water sources. Michael always carries his favorite wooden club which he found many years ago at the bottom of a tree. Michael uses this club to fight off dangerous animals like saber tooth tigers and also hunt his prey. His favorite meal is roasted mammoth. Michael also has made many enemies throughout his jungle ventures. His greatest enemies are t...View all