Eat My Jorts

249 out of 500 Bort Sampson was a long way from Springfield. The nuclear meltdown caused Bort to have some deformities but he was pretty much the same old troublemaker as he had always been. He decided to go get a job at the carnie town circus. He applied and they decided to hire him on the spot. He was cleaning the horse and pony stables on his first day. He got mad at one of the horses and told it to eat his jorts. Just then the horse pellet machine started dropping toxic ooze. Bort was splashed by the sticky green substance. He began to mutate. He shook and his lips grew larger. He grew a Ralph mutation from his shoulder and a couple of nuclear reactors out of his other shoulder. His e...View all