Apollo Creed Otter

This is Apollo Creed Otter. He is a true American hero, and he is here to defend the honor of an entire spandex-clad nation of assholes. I heart you 1985! SPOILER ALERT: a godless commie pinko murders Apollo Otter. Clearly, Sarah Palin was not paying attention to her neighbors, because this shit never would have happened if she had. Completely shaken to its core, America sends its most thoughtful ambassador, Rocky Balboa, to meet with the Russians. Rocky doles out a good ol’ fashioned, Toby Keith inspired, American ass kicking, and the Russians realize that they were wrong this whole time. The moral of the story is America rulz, everyone else droolz…and only one black man had to die ...View all