Shakespeare Otter

Look here, thou pragging beef-witted foul adulterer, this is Shakespeare Otter. He is widely considered the greatest writer who has ever lived…and he is not even American! Perhaps his greatest legacy is his timeless love story, Romeo & Juliet. He wrote it in 1591, but nobody cared about it until 405 years later, when it was made into a movie starring Leo DiCaprio and Jamie Kennedy. Srsly, Jamie Kennedy was in that movie. Look it up. Anyway, he probably did not write any of it himself. He probably had some girl write all his stuff, while he lay around on his mothers couch, drinking ale, or grog, or whatever people got drunk on in the 16th-century.