Well, Michael Jackson, the “King of Pop," died yesterday. I could make a bunch of jokes about his penchant for plastic surgery…or maybe a joke or two about homosexual pedophilia; but I’m going to keep this classy, and remind you that he was never actually convicted of any of the charges against him.
Anyway, his music was awesome…not T-Pain awesome, but still, pretty good. He is our generation’s Elvis, I guess. I mostly feel bad for Farah Fawcett and Ed McMahon, because their deaths have totally been demoted to the "in other news” section of Google news. RIP dead celebrities…but especially to you Michael.
PS - Do you guys remember when he lit his hair on fire while filming a Pepsi comm...