Spock Otter

This is Spock Otter. He hails from the planet Vulcan, and he wishes you would live long and prosper. His father is a full-blooded Vulcan, and his mother is a human. Evangelical Christians frown upon the union of alien and human, and have assured Spock Otter that he will spend all eternity in hell. Spock Otter thinks they are full of shit though, as his logical thought processes cannot follow their wacky belief system…plus he suspects 30% of them are smoking meth, and getting massages from male escorts.