"...women are like cats. Beautiful, graceful, well-groomed, dignified creatures in fluffy coats. If you take care of them, feed them, caress them, fulfill all their whims, admire them, give them a chance to sharpen their claws and tidy themselves by licking themselves from head to toe, they can be very nice to you. They will come to the door to meet you at the threshold, will be fawning and purring, climbing into your lap, will charm your guests, allowing themselves to stroke and causing envious remarks: "How lucky you are with the cat! So beautiful, you can tell at once - thoroughbred. And what an affectionate, what a neat! Not like mine: angry, a little something not to her - hisses, scrat...