KEJO (10/10)

Felt trapped in my head, so I came up to have some fresh air. God, it never stops raining here, does it? Man, I am here on the rooftop and just thinking how beautiful this place really is, I had my dinner half an hour ago, made something from the restaurant, and brought it back home. I've brought a new robot from the Korean bazaar a few blocks away from here, it's called KEJO, it's a chair robot and it talks to you while it micro massages your ass. Basically, it'll attach to anything seatable and it has this sentient 'chipset' that let's it have conversation with you. I've had Kejo for about 5 hours now and it has become my best friend because it's like a dog who can talk. Kejo doesn't wor...View all