OG #5 - “Elon-trepreneur”

OG #5 - “Elon-trepreneur” He studies the charts until he falls asleep at around 3am., his alarm wakes him 5 minutes earlier to get his day started at 2:55. Yeah, Bro, at the gym, he reps your max. If you even “think” he may have met your current fiancee before or while you’ve been together… he has. And if you’re wondering, once married… will they? They will. His bank account looks like a phone number with so many commas you have to count it out in your head to arrive at the figure. He could buy your house, your block, and your zip code… but he elects not to because he got bigger proverbial fish to fry. By the way, HE might not even be a he. Pronouns and biology be damned, the written wo...View all