OG #1 - "SAFU"
Your funds are SAFU, or at least, that's what the dubious, border-hopping, international quasi-criminals who run these fly-by-night crypto exchanges would have you believe. Well, we assure you that your NFT is SAFU... at least until CZ finds out where you're hiding it.
But don't worry, his lack of responsibility and blatant disregard for social status, personal hygiene or basic grooming left him plenty of time to train MMA with Joe Rogan. Dispatching the skeleton frame of the dubious Binance CEO will be a breeze!