Mac the Pipe #4

Mac the Pipe got his name when he was three years old and swiped his Granpappy's corncob pipe, then got caught smoking in the barn, which was full of dry hay. He grew up on a farm in Idaho and by the age of twelve could run the place by himself. He continued to swipe that pipe until he was old enough to buy one of his own; about the time he started buying Bitcoin. Next thing they knew old Mac's a millionaire and he moved to Dallas Texas or maybe it was Bel Air. Nobody knows where Mac is today. One thing's for sure, he moon bagged his coins and cashed out at the top.