I threw the shoe
and he ducked.
But I thought he was a sitting duck.
My target outsmarted me.
"Now watch this drive" said the Scorpion to the toad.
All my nails are broken from smashing that mf like button.
My icecream has sawdust in it.
My milkshake is on fire.
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