"So, uh, we've been informed that you have been, uh, 'partying' a little too hard lately," said the doctor.
I stared at him, feeling my head spin. "What the hell are you talking about?" I snapped.
"Your blood work came back revealing high levels of, uh, several illegal substances," he continued.
I chuckled. "So what? I'm in Vegas, baby! What do you expect?"
"Mr. Thompson, this is a family-friendly establishment," the doctor said sternly. "We can't have our guests engaging in, uh, illegal activities."
"Listen, doc, I'm just here to have a good time."