I hereby, on behalf of SHITPUNKS LLC declare full international trademark rights to the word "ShitPunk" in all variations of spelling and/or capitalization.
Anyone who owns this NFT shares ownership rights with me, the original inventor, Pauly. We shall share ownership rights under the highly clandestine and mysterious SHITPUNKS LLC. Beautiful women often inquire about SHITPUNKS LLC.
Anyone else who shall even so much as utter the word aloud in their head, shall thereby enter into a legally binding agreement in which you. the perpetrator owe SHITPUNKS LLC 1 million USD. All assets needed to pay your restitution to SHITPUNKS LLC will be instantaneously liquidated as deemed necessary.
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