The tale of the jazzy new hair piece

Have you ever heard the tale of the jazzy new hair piece? It all started with a chap called Jason. Jason wasn't blessed with a full head of hair; has a hairy back, but that's a different story altogether. He always wanted luscious locks flapping in the breeze. One day he set off in search for a new hair piece to fill the hairless void. Long story short, he bought one, didn't glue it done and the wind took it. Blew it clean off his head. Now he just wears a hat.