Preface: The Absurdity

Well. We’ve almost made it to 100 Tweaks. And you don’t even know where they came from yet. I find it quite entertaining that you humans were willing to adopt such absurd creatures without knowing where they came from. Or who is even narrating any of this stuff. Looking back, over 80 unique Tweaks have been adopted, some with no head, some with no arms, and even a devil. Someone even adopted a Tweak named ‘Earth to Tom.’ Why? I guess some might call Tweaks ‘art.’ Maybe they think Tweaks have a ‘plan’ or a ‘purpose.’ I really couldn’t tell you. The absurdity only grows when you realize that all the Tweaks were created by Tweaks. And the narrator of all this shit is a Tweak. And Tweaks are ...View all