Lt. Col. Grenouille ☲ Drank Frazetta

Very few people on the planet know the true story of [Lt. Col. Grenouille](https://twitter.com/purpledrank7855). This is his $tory. Deep in the [redacted] Province of Denstantinople, Jean Claude Van Damme had a third son he kept from the world for one reason: It was the densest baby ever born, weighing in at 74.69lbs. He knew that if the letter agencies around the globe heard about this dense lil ting - they would undoubtedly seize him and confine him to a life inside a black-ops science lab. JCVD couldn’t let this happen. He knew the bebe was incredibly special and destined to change the world. So JCVD did what he does best - dispense the chad energy upon the child. Van Damme would c...View all