The year is 1969. [Lord Jamie V. $hill](https://twitter.com/LordJamieVShiLL) was on his morning walk through the town he provided governance over in the [redacted] Province of Denstantinople.
On this fateful morning, a smowl, bb chad was seen floating in a toter down the River Yun. The Lord knows this story well and didn’t skip a block - not with hangry bearas around.
Lord $hill immediately saved the smowl lad before the stream turned to rapids. Upon looking at him, his eyes began to glow from what he saw.
There was a klaf note in the toter. The Lord read the ancient Hebrew and immediately rushed back to The Tungsten Manor.
His name - George $. Pepepatton V. Airdropped to The Lord fro...