[Granneberg Audiotronics](https://twitter.com/chrisgranneberg) is proud to announce the fake pre-sale for its latest and hottest product release!
THE DANKAPHONE
The Dankaphone is $pecifically designed to be THE multi-purpose tool used to protest The Institutions.
Imagine in just a few short months, you and your chad/chadette frens take fake delivery of your Dankaphones. You grab an Uber to the federal penitentiary where SBF is locked up for being the anit-satoshi, the ponzi prince, ultimate rug, and destroyer of countless lives.
You get to work. The whole group starts chanting the sound of the culture - ‘GM!’..which radiates with organ shaking intensity from the 6900w woofer.
As we all...