Name: MFER Matt
Age: 20
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 172 lbs.
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Education: Phoenix College Dropout
Profession: NFT & Crypto Investor
MFER Matt can't legally drink at a bar or buy alcohol, but he makes more money 💸 on a monthly basis than his parents make in an entire year. They have no idea what kind of money he is making, which is why they continue to let him live at home and why his mom still makes his lunch every day, even cutting the crust off of his peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
Honestly, if his parents knew he spent $69,420 on a pixel dick NFT they would shit a brick and kick him out of the house. He wakes up around 10 am, smokes a fat one, hops online 💻...