"OTIS"

Otis is a classic example of what I would eventually come to know as a "Brightmare” that I’ve seen wandering around in Shunderland since the beginning. Not much is known about Otis, so excuse me if I seem judgmental, but they are confusing to look at, and even more mysterious when you know more about them. When I first saw Otis, I was terrified. It was one of my first trips into Shunderland and I didn’t yet know the proper etiquette, and I had to pee, so I peed in a random bush. Had I known that bush was going to yell at me for peeing on him I obviously wouldn’t have, but that’s another story. As I was zipping up my pants and apologizing to the now-drenched plant, I caught a glimpse of somet...View all