The Gatekeeper

I am not responsible for this image. I did not plan to make it. I did not want to make it. But early on in the creative process, the Gatekeeper himself took complete control. So blame him if you need to blame someone. Leave me out of it. I wish he had! But I must also say that he can be a great guy if he likes you: witty, thoughtful, loyal. He can be all that. But you have to work to keep any relationship you have with him stable, since he can be quick to anger and can carry a grudge far longer than a man twice his size. You have been warned.