Paper planes and paper people,
Burning buildings, oh so feeble,
Aeronautics, architecture,
Politics and boring lecture,
Please put your trays up,
Put your masks on,
Turbulence is back in action,
Turn your phones off,
Spit your gum out,
Expletives abound, no doubt.
Thank you for choosing Vellum Airlines, we hope you’ve enjoyed your flight!