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"Oh you are so close, So soo close to having it all. You see Jimbo, life isn't all fucking Unicorns and Strawberry ice cream blowjobs alright? We live in a society see, and hold my hand for this one cause this is a real neck cracker. You're gonna have to *smacks chest with fist* dig fuckin deep sometimes, okay? *sniff* I'm not gonna stand here and hold your hand and walk you through bad time land *throws hand away* and sing you little bedtime stories while you piss your spiderman undies praying for the halcyon days of chasing the ice cream truck through your summer camp glory days! Now either you put that fucking mouthguard in, pull your mask on, and go in there and give this Rabbit eared f...View all