Congratulations to Hanover Bucketbucket, Rarible's first official news anchor.
SLIEVE DONNARD'S VENERATED FEW:
For supporters of Cacophony at this tier, so dedicated to the ongoing absurdity, a spot will be reserved on the following broadcast for an interview, a roll, and a piece of history. Once guest-appearance per purchaser.
Hanover Fist:
Remember, paper covers rock, but we cover the real news, really.