APPEARANCE

№5 APPEARANCE This dress is too short. You look provocative. This skirt is too long. You are puritan. Your hair is too short. You better go blonde. You have small breasts. You're flat. Did you do plastic surgery? You're plastic. Is there are stretch marks? It's disgusting. Are you tired? You look lousy. There are too much makeup. Why don't you apply makeup? You have a big nose. Snub. Wide. What is it, cellulite? God, when you start exercising? Are you sure you want to wear this? Did you gain weight? Are you pregnant? Do something with yourself.