The Guiding Light of SPAM

Everyone should carry a good lighter in their pocket, and there's nothing better than a fresh one for the new year. This exclusive HETRAGIF-design lighter is powered by SPAM and TRASH and will burn until the end of time. (Don't worry, the thermal-blocking lid means it's safe to store anywhere without fear of burns.) Every time you light up with this beauty you can watch the firey death of TRASHART until your heart is content. Let it guide you on your new, dark path. Remember, SPAM is the way. TRASHART IS DEAD LONG LIVE SPAMART!