Johsua Mezzatesta is a 58-year-old artist who enjoys baguazhang. He was born on May 5th. Physically, Johsua is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He has a severe phobia of marriage. He is addicted to linguine. The problem intensified in 2012. He is currently roommates with Glanda Kasbarian. Glanda works as a miller. Johsua has a best friend who is a purchase clerk called Irine Etchells.