Ohayou. I'm Catastrophe Cootpoopsie. I'm pretty sure I'm part koala bear, I hope that doesn't bother you. Did you know Pluto is actually a planet? I know, crazy right? I've been mistaken for Thomas O'Malley The Alley Cat because I'm so good at chewing indoor plants. Sometimes, when I'm taking selfies, I stop and think, isn't it crazy that if you wish on a falling star it will come to life and marry you.