Aloha. My name is Chairman Snookynose and I don't like to be called anything else. I'm a little bashful but I know how to have a good time. I once pranced with Cleopatra for a 1967 Mercury Colony Park station wagon with hideaway lights and wood grain panel boards. I try to bury that memory deep in the litterbox of my mind. I used to be a Brand Consultant until I hurt my eyelids.