SKREEEE-ONNNNNK!! I'm J1 U3 A1 L2, and I promise I'm not trying to crush you—but I'm still going to try and lay on your lap. Everywhere I go, people point and scream before they run away. Maybe it's the atomic breath. Fun fact: my original name was a combination of two words meaning "gorilla" and "whale." They add up to mean "serious body image issues."