What gives. My parents named me Countess Sadlater, but I prefer Cleopatra. Did you know milk was invented by the government as a way to subdue the cat population? I know, crazy right? I've been mistaken for Puss in Boots because I'm so good at bathing in the sunlight. I was voted "most likely to become a meme", but I always thought I should have won "most likely to repeat high school".