RAWR XD. I'm King Tallkey. I enjoy long saunters across your countertop and grooming myself on your pillow. Did you know milk was invented by the government as a way to subdue the cat population? I know, crazy right? I've been mistaken for Thomas O'Malley The Alley Cat because I'm so good at coughing up furballs. Sometimes, when I'm sharing memes, I stop and think, isn't it crazy that I can fly, I can touch the sky.