Merry Mayhem

'Twas the morning of Christmas, and all through the house, The society in mayhem, in enormous amounts; The presents ripped apart, without a care, Gift wraps and ribbons, scattered everywhere. The Apes were bouncing around, some on their heads, Some were on the couch, the usual potheads; Spencer looking shocked, in his red Santa’s cap, He grits his teeth, he’s about to snap. Then out reached a hand, it patted his shoulder, He turned and saw LOCO, asking what is the matter; Spencer said his mind’s in a daze, his memories are a flash, LOCO sat down beside him and threw up the sash. He said ‘Look inside, I got something for you’, Spencer took a peek, he saw something cool; It was a HUGE ass b...View all