At the end of the 2021 baseball season, the Chicago Cubs risked losing a number of key players due to expiring contracts. On June 11, Bill Murray sang, “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” and gave an interview after the seventh-inning stretch where he revealed he’d conjured a solution to the problem.
“This is going to be kind of controversial in these difficult political times,” said Bill, “But I’m going to suggest that the children of Chicago begin something like a March of Dimes and contribute individual lemonade money. If the children of the city could begin giving up their allowance in the name of keeping the Cub team together after we win a championship this year, I think they’d feel reall...