Turf objects are the necessary stuff of Turf. They are the puka shells that adorn our Geographers and the lava lamps that light up their interiors. These matter because we say they matter.
The forest sees all things and it especially sees you... you are the disappointed... you are bottom of the rhombus... you are a punk that dumps! Take this magic plunger and cherish it forever, may it keep your fortune poo free! We stil love you.