Fear And Loathing In Wonderland

There are a few things I know for sure: I'm not in Kansas anymore, I'm extraordinarily lost, and everything is extremely confusing. I thought I could handle it; after all, I'd read the books. But this place is nothing like I expected. Everyone here is larger than life, and the drugs they're taking are even more mind-bending than I could have imagined. I tried to follow the white rabbit, but he just led me deeper into this dark and twisted world. What have I gotten myself into?