WEENhole

44 WEENholes have been discovered to this day. Professor MADSTEEZ first predicted the existence of WEENholes in 2004, with his general theory of WEENativity. It is believed that a WEENhole is a portal between the physical world and the WEENverse. But to obtain passage, one must first face the WEENreaper, where your WEENforce will be punctiliously evaluated. If you are granted access, you will be greeted by WEENphilia, a qWEENtum teleportation medium. Using WEENphilia’s 4th-dimensional complex neon vector matrices, you will then be able to explore certain parts of the WEENverse. But travel wisely, as the all knowing all seeing omniscient tWEENs, WEENesis_4:44 will be watching.