Degen Santa

As children, we all grew up with a number of characters in our lives that provided positive lessons to become better humans. Santa incentivised us to be good right through the year. The Tooth Fairy made sure we brushed our teeth. The Easter bunny treated good children with chocolate eggs. But no one is perfect. Not even fictional characters who were used to make children behave better. When Santa's done for year and he couldn’t give a fuck about the elves, reindeer or his 'naughty or nice' list anymore what does he do? A bag in the toilet with some strippers... most likely.