Bootleg Cyberpunk Ape Executives

Welcome, Intrepid NFTer's! I'm Isis Sakura, Head of Marketing in the International Megadigital Bootleg Products Division. I hired an army of consultants from A.P.E. -- the Cyberpunk Ape Executives -- to turn my division's prospects in the NFT market around. And looky-here, it seems like these high-priced consultants have delivered you into my open arms! Whether you hired a Digital Blacksmith Consultant or a Technomancer of the Church of the Red Ruby Consultant, just know that you've hired someone extremely over-priced and (maybe under-qualified) for the job. International Megadigital wishes you well. May your NFT wallet never be haunted by malevolent ghost AIs. We appreciate loyal emplo...View all