Shitrockets.lfg

All the loos on earth are broken! Sewer pipes are bursting! You feel a crap coming on strong and fast, it’s almost here and there's nowhere you can go to relieve yourself... PANIC!!!!! Then at the very last moment, the POOP evolve themselves into SHITROCKETS to relieve themselves in the infinity of outer space! Yay, the SHITROCKETS have saved the day!! And saved you from soiling your undies!! Get on board with SHITROCKETS and you never need to panic ever again! Here’s your chance to ride SHITROCKETS TO THE MOON AND BEYOND!!