The Pimpigeon

Genesis Creepz #4725 and a Spy Bird walked into a bar after a long day invading earth. The Spy Bird's scope immediately locked onto the blue pimp Creepz in the corner. The purple pimp hat. The questionable bumps on its neck. The nipples! The Spy Bird immediately broke into a mating dance – gyrating its hips, flaunting its feathers, extending its scope. The blue pimp Creepz couldn't believe its eyes – it was mesmerized. It didn't believe in love…or birds...until that fabled night when pure, unrelenting passion momentarily overtook the thirst for loomi and the Pimpigeon was conceived! The Pimpigeon comes packing heat with a state-of-the-art laser scopenis and is ready to invade Uranus after p...View all