RED vs BLUE: A LAWBSTER RACE TO REMEMBER

Good evening, this is (69Hours News anchor) with breaking news! The nation has been rocked by yet another startling revelation in the ongoing saga of the elusive Lawbster's. We have just received an anonymous email informing us of an illegal Lawbster race that is set to take place this weekend at Golden Gate Park. The email revealed that the race will feature two rivaled Lawbster's, one red and one blue, competing in a dangerous high-speed race that has the upmost potential to end tragically. Sources say that this race is being organized by an unknown group of individuals with ties to the underground market. The Lawbster's are said to have been modified and enhanced with advanced technolog...View all